1. You have the right to remain silent (and you probably should)
2. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a humorous forum (blog)
3. You have the right to become a follower (on said blog)
4. If you become a follower, the blogger will remember that and loyalty will prevail
5. Do you understand the rights I have just blogged to you?
6. With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?
7. If so, please make it outrageously funny to assist blog’s popularity.
PS – For all those dirty minded individuals out there, this blog does not own fuzzy handcuffs. 
When anything weird happens around here, the kids now say “You gonna blog about it?” Of course.
Lol, well duh! I tell everyone all bets are off now…I’m a blogger and you’re the topic. Deal. Haha. Thanks for coming by and commenting! Happy Bloggin’ to ya cliche!
Reblogged this on popularornot and commented:
Omg like it is soo hard to be. Popular!!!! Really! Ok well some tips are have a boyfriend and dress goodly!!! Ask me for more questions <3 ya
Appreciate the re-blog popular! I’ll keep an eye on yours to repay the favor!!