A couple months ago I blogged “Weird Baby Names – Stop it!“ and that was such a hit I followed up with “Weird Baby Names – Part Deux!“ I’m not sure why people want to torture their children like they do, but I’m starting to think there should be some kind of test or license that people need prior to reproducing.
Here’s my example of the day:
Bristol Palin is back in the news. It’s not really about her this time, but about her “baby Daddy”, Levi Johnston. This kid just won’t go away.
And he’s reproducing AGAIN.
It’s not that I have anything against Levi, per se, but he is a prime example how fifteen minutes of fame can be fourteen minutes too long. He and Bristol had a baby, out of wedlock, and very young. No big deal nowadays, but my goodness, you’d think the man-child discovered a cure for cancer with the publicity he received. And he used that momentum to branch out on his own, granting interviews, posing for Playgirl, and he even attempted to run for Mayor…not sure how that turned out.
So now that he isn’t in the spotlight he’s got time to kill. What does he do? Yep…you guessed it. He got himself a new baby Momma! Keeping with the theme of his life, she’s young (20 yrs old) and they’re not married. Bristol is reportedly ticked, not because he doesn’t do much for their little boy, but here are her words about her son, “I don’t want him to go to elementary school with 10 half-siblings,” she said. “That would really affect him.” Well said Bristol! Deep thoughts there, kid.
Since Levi hasn’t been in the news lately, he’s experiencing a bit of withdrawal…so what does he do? He announces the name they have picked out for this new daughter…(bless her heart) and of course it’s not Kayla or Janie or Jessica or Michelle…that’s too common, right? And nothing like that will get him back in the spotlight, so what does he pick?
(Sigh)…Breeze Beretta Johnston.
Because there’s nothing more ‘sugar and spice’ than a gun…gently blowing in the wind??