I miss you guys! Let me know what’s happening in your world…I’ve been busy, but have thought about all my blogger friends often. Here’s an absolutely hilarious video to add humor to your day, hope it works
(Trust me, watch the whole thing.)
All credit is to EpicYolo and the Bad Lip Reading company…Happy Bloggin’ Ya’ll!
Tell me where you are and the chances you’ll wake up to a white Christmas…
Here’s mine: Las Vegas = snowball’s chance in hell. Lol.
Happy Merry Bloggin’ Eve ya’ll!!!
I normally don’t post twice in one day, but I can’t hold my tongue (or typing finger) on this one. I’m having a marathon Christmas movie night and on comes ‘Christmas with the Kranks’. It had been a few years since I’d last seen this movie, so I thought why not? I’ll give it a try…worst move of this season so far. It’s awful…stressful…technical term – yucky.
If you haven’t yet seen it, please save yourself the trip down depressing lane. Although there are some famous names at the top of the credits, the torture the Kranks face when the decision is made to skip Christmas is absurdly unrealistic and honestly, if all this happened to me, I believe I’d move. Someone please tell the Kranks there are better neighborhoods well…EVERYWHERE!!
Here is the info, but only so you know what to avoid. You’re welcome!! Lol.
Otherwise, I guess my favorite Christmas movie is still ‘The Grinch’ or ‘Elf’. How about you???
Happy Merry Bloggin’ ya’ll!!!
And here’s one more Christmas song from the group who will make you laugh…definitely a way to de-stress during the holidays. Enjoy!!
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Oct 27, 2009 – Uploaded by sncmusic
Happy Merry Bloggin’ ya’ll!!!
If you haven’t heard the group Straight No Chasers, this is where you should start. A strictly a Capello group yet you would think there was a band right behind the singers. Fantastic, and possibly the best version of 12 days that I’ve ever heard. They’ve taken what is normally a somewhat boring Christmas tradition and turned it into a very different and hilarious song. Listen to it all the way through to get full value and enjoy!!!
Clink on link below for YouTube version….
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Apr 25, 2006 – Uploaded by mikado95
Straight No Chaser performs their version of “12 Days”….
Happy Merry Bloggin’ Ya’ll!!!!
I received this in an email today (so I can’t take credit for any of this) and COULD. NOT. STOP. LAUGHING. It may be because I deal with contracts every single day of my existence, but either way, the humor and possible reality of this email is hilarious. In fact, it’s so funny it’s almost sad. There’s a hint of today’s youth involved, so if this is where we are headed…well, I’ll let you read it and decide.
Either way though, I say GO SANTA, GO SANTA, WITH YOUR BAD SELF, GO SANTA!!
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you something you can go outside and play with.*
Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you’re ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.
That’s what I thought you little bastard.
HAPPY BLOGGIN’ YA’LL!!!
In case I don’t say it enough…….I appreciate each and every one of you, so this post is ALL ABOUT YOU!!
YES, YOU!!! In a day where people don’t take the time to say thank you…I SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ENCOURAGEMENT, AND DEDICATION TO THIS LIL’ OL’ BLOG!
Happy Bloggin’ Ya’ll!!