Spam just cracks me up.  Anytime I need a little chuckle, I visit my spam page and check out the ridiculous responses to posts on this blog.

I don’t really understand the purpose of spam…I guess it is to get us to click on their address link, where they are selling something, and their hope is we will go, “Oh wow, I didn’t mean to click on this link, but what an EXTRAORDINARY website I’ve discovered. I should look around.  And while I’m here, I may as well buy something. I’ve always needed 5,000 sporks”.

Here are the spam comments I have in the queue right now. The name of the post is at the top IN BOLD ALL CAPS, spam underneath for that particular post, and then my witty sarcasm in bold italics.  Enjoy!

A LITTLE AFV TO GET YOU THROUGH THURSDAY…

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My weblog web site site thanks you you.

 

QUEEN, PRINCESS, AND BEEOTCH OF THE WORLD DAY…

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Aww, I’m wonderful?  The post is about Mother’s Day and only your male cousin knows the precise approximately of your difficulty?  Hmmm…

IT’S NOT TOO LATE, I CAN STILL BECOME AN OLYMPIAN?

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Did you not read the title of this blog?  I’m not an expert at anything!! And thanks a thousand?  I don’t rate a million?

A LITTLE SPAM TO CHEER UP YOUR MONDAY…

Sidenote: Who knew a post about spam would generate the most spam? Can’t wait to see what I get from this one.

Would you be inquisitive about exchanging links?  Nope. No I wouldn’t.

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You definitely get irked when people think about worries that they plainly do not know about?  Control freak much?  I hit the nail upon the top? Yay me.  And you will “probably be back”?  I’m so honored.

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Omg.  I truly surpassed your expected results? Would you mind calling my boss?

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Ok, so it is not at all simplistic to simply continually be giving away techniques which people today could have been making money from?  You may send me $8m for my services, should I give you an address for the check?

I and my guys ended up reviewing the excellent thoughts from your web site and at once developed a terrible suspicion I had not thanked you for those secrets. Most of the ladies are already as a result happy to study them and have in effect undoubtedly been tapping into these things. Appreciate your turning out to be simply thoughtful and then for having such smart themes millions of individuals are really eager to discover. Our honest apologies for not expressing appreciation to you earlier.

Millions of individuals are really eager to discover?  Could you just give them my website address so they can stop searching?

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Aww, super-duper??  Does that come with a gold star?

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Who said anything about computer repair it support it, Rainman? Speaking of youlovethisblog subliminal messages.  I’ve got an expertofnoneisyourfavoriteblog idea for a subliminal messaging post.  Stay tuned nevereverleaveme.

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There’s a whole lot of adjectives in that paragraph…so I’m extremely terrific, brilliant, fresh, mind-blowing, and absolutely the simplest? Not sure if that last one is a compliment or not, but ok.  Who needs to pay for therapy? People should build their self-esteem from spam.

I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I don’t know who you are but certainly you are going to a famous blogger if you aren’t already                         Cheers!

If I were already wouldn’t you know who I was and how you ended up here?

Hello.This post was really interesting, especially since I was searching for thoughts on this topic last Thursday.

So the post wouldn’t have been interesting had you not googled it last Thursday?  Fibber!

TWO THINGS…DON’T TOUCH MY MOMMA…DON’T TOUCH MY DORITOS!

\”We Respect Justin’s Hard Work\” He does so much for us and we all are so grateful. This album is going to be amazing.

We’re talking about doritos, not beiber.

allaroundtheworld is an oasis song. & he has the cheek to take a band of such a higher calibre & ruin their song title.Don’t respect Justin

Haha, the post has a kid named Jaden in it, not Justin.  Guess I triggered the Beiber Fever people. 

Hello, i think that i saw you visited my site thus i came to “return the favor”.I’m trying to find things to improve my site!I suppose its ok to use some of your ideas!!

Um, no…didn’t visit you (stranger danger)…and no, it’s not ok to use some of my ideas.  By the way, you really shouldn’t use the term “return the favor”, it just comes across as, well, creepy. I think I’ll go shower now.