1.  You have the right to remain silent (and you probably should)

2.  Anything you say can and will be used against you in a humorous forum (blog)

3.  You have the right to become a follower (on said blog)

4.  If you become a follower, the blogger will remember that and loyalty will prevail

5.  Do you understand the rights I have just blogged to you?

6.  With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?

7.  If so, please make it outrageously funny to assist blog’s popularity.

 PS – For all those dirty minded individuals out there, this blog does not own fuzzy handcuffs.