I miss you guys! Let me know what’s happening in your world…I’ve been busy, but have thought about all my blogger friends often. Here’s an absolutely hilarious video to add humor to your day, hope it works
(Trust me, watch the whole thing.)
All credit is to EpicYolo and the Bad Lip Reading company…Happy Bloggin’ Ya’ll!
I normally don’t post twice in one day, but I can’t hold my tongue (or typing finger) on this one. I’m having a marathon Christmas movie night and on comes ‘Christmas with the Kranks’. It had been a few years since I’d last seen this movie, so I thought why not? I’ll give it a try…worst move of this season so far. It’s awful…stressful…technical term – yucky.
If you haven’t yet seen it, please save yourself the trip down depressing lane. Although there are some famous names at the top of the credits, the torture the Kranks face when the decision is made to skip Christmas is absurdly unrealistic and honestly, if all this happened to me, I believe I’d move. Someone please tell the Kranks there are better neighborhoods well…EVERYWHERE!!
Here is the info, but only so you know what to avoid. You’re welcome!! Lol.
Otherwise, I guess my favorite Christmas movie is still ‘The Grinch’ or ‘Elf’. How about you???
Happy Merry Bloggin’ ya’ll!!!
And here’s one more Christmas song from the group who will make you laugh…definitely a way to de-stress during the holidays. Enjoy!!
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Happy Merry Bloggin’ ya’ll!!!
I received this in an email today (so I can’t take credit for any of this) and COULD. NOT. STOP. LAUGHING. It may be because I deal with contracts every single day of my existence, but either way, the humor and possible reality of this email is hilarious. In fact, it’s so funny it’s almost sad. There’s a hint of today’s youth involved, so if this is where we are headed…well, I’ll let you read it and decide.
Either way though, I say GO SANTA, GO SANTA, WITH YOUR BAD SELF, GO SANTA!!
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you something you can go outside and play with.*
Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you’re ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.
That’s what I thought you little bastard.
HAPPY BLOGGIN’ YA’LL!!!
In case I don’t say it enough…….I appreciate each and every one of you, so this post is ALL ABOUT YOU!!
YES, YOU!!! In a day where people don’t take the time to say thank you…I SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, ENCOURAGEMENT, AND DEDICATION TO THIS LIL’ OL’ BLOG!
Happy Bloggin’ Ya’ll!!
Good GRIEF! I absolutely cannot believe Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa) is like, ridiculously CLOSE! We’re talking Christmas is like a week from freakin’ Tuesday! Where has the time gone, and oh boy, don’t I sound like everyone’s 98 year old Great, Great Grandma?? LOL.
Ok, so help me quit panicking for a minute and tell me…what are your plans for the holidays? Got some favorite traditions you’d like to share? Maybe a way to de-stress during the holidays? Or maybe a way to guarantee the happiest, most warm and fuzzy non-alcoholic feeling? (Except for eggnog, you can’t count the alcohol in eggnog, that just wouldn’t be right. Just like no sane person can count the calories on the big day. Santa removes them for us, didn’t ya know?)
So come on, you’re all so used to hearing from me. It’s time I hear from YOU!!…Happy Bloggin’ Ya’ll!!
There’s nothing better than falling asleep after 11:30 pm, only to wake up quickly and at max alert level at 1:00 am.
That, of course, is what we call dripping with sarcasm, because surely the absolute best thing is when you then fall back to sleep about a half hour prior to the alarm, right? Yay me!
So, with your help and the energy inspiring giggles that are about to occur, I’ll make it thru this Thurs-wishitwasFri-day with the optimistic hopes that tonight will actually be the night for awesome z’s. Who needs those disgusting monster drinks when they have you, a handy dandy blog, and Pinterest? Hope you enjoy…
HAPPY BLOGGIN’ YA’LL!
I have a confession and knew that this was the place to vent. As friends, family, supporters, and faithful followers I knew you all would not JUDGE me when I tell you…
YES!! I get warm and fuzzy all over when the game app announcer proclaims, “You ARE smarter than a 5th grader”!!
Does that make me a bad person?
They’re REALLY, REALLY smart, ya know!?
Like BRILLIANT…and no 5th grader should know Greek Mythology or Astronomy or Inventors…I mean, come on already! I wasn’t even taught some of that stuff until College (if ever)!
And when I win I feel like….
So, yes…judge me if you shall, but it makes my day to beat those little snot-nosed brats! (And after I win a couple times in a row…I bring out the IN YOUR FACE baby)
(ok, so maybe snot-nosed was a bit extreme as most are adorable AND smart, but that was kind of an unfair overdose from God that makes the rest of us think we only got half a dose….so now you agree with me right? Snot-nosed brats doesn’t sound so bad anymore? huh?!!)
Happy Monday Night Bloggin’ Ya’ll!