1. You have the right to remain silent (and you probably should)
2. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a humorous forum (blog)
3. You have the right to become a follower (on said blog)
4. If you become a follower, the blogger will remember that and loyalty will prevail
5. Do you understand the rights I have just blogged to you?
6. With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?
7. If so, please make it outrageously funny to assist blog’s popularity.