Thurs-wishitwasFri-day Giggles…
There’s nothing better than falling asleep after 11:30 pm, only to wake up quickly and at max alert level at 1:00 am.
That, of course, is what we call dripping with sarcasm, because surely the absolute best thing is when you then fall back to sleep about a half hour prior to the alarm, right? Yay me!
So, with your help and the energy inspiring giggles that are about to occur, I’ll make it thru this Thurs-wishitwasFri-day with the optimistic hopes that tonight will actually be the night for awesome z’s. Who needs those disgusting monster drinks when they have you, a handy dandy blog, and Pinterest? Hope you enjoy…
Aww, I feel warm and fuzzy all of a sudden…
The updated version of “Who’s on first?”
Clean up on aisle 10!
Twins separated at birth? You heard it here first…
Ok, that’s just darn right clever…are you singing it too?
And a butler…I need a butler!
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!!!
My lawyer told me to always read the fine print.
Slap that muggle!
The truth hurts…
It’s when I try to do it myself that we have a real problem, right?
LOL, burglars? YES. Cats? YES. Spiders? NO!
Don’t we all do that? Is it “clear” and “clear everything”??
Ahhhhh! It’s seaweed! No a jellyfish! No, JAWS!!
Any questions?
And does that make me old?? No, don’t tell me…
HAPPY BLOGGIN’ YA’LL!
Out of the blue…yep, I’m crazy like that
Couldn’t resist stalking the pinterest site tonight and now can’t resist sharing them with you. You ARE welcome! (and of course the bold italics are my sarcastic responses…enjoy!)
Yes, this mess is YOUR fault! How could you leave me all alone like that?
Just a guess here, but a hopeful one…Katie, Kelsey, and Kylie??
Lesson learned…never watching anymore of the Final Destination movies! (this applies to tanning beds too!)
Well, thank God!
Imagine what he’ll do for a free burger??
Sing it with me…once upon a time, not long ago…
Even I hate those stupid laser pointers…I don’t chase them, but I still hate ‘em.
My God you’re a beautiful specimen!!
Amen, brotha!!
I’m pretty sure you’re all singing this one without my help!
Well played, very well played.
You better tell him or you’ll find a surprise on your favorite carpet!
Who can resist?? Oh yeah, me.
It doesn’t matter what you write, that face is hilarious, but I would have chosen, “you did WHAT with my nose?”
Happy Bloggin’ peeps….
Let the chucklin’ begin again…
So I thought it best to get some laughs in today and I had no problem finding out how…I googled “funny pins” and hit the jackpot. A lady named Mary McCarthy has a pinterest site (is it a page, a list, a website I dunno) called “Funny Ass Shit”. True stuff, I can’t make that up. And she posts these on her blog “pajamasandcoffee.com”. I went to check out the blog and I’m pretty sure I’m on the verge of becoming a psycho stalker. Is that how it all begins?? Maybe there’s a pill I can take to avoid becoming addicted? HER BLOG ROCKS!!
I mean, come on…it’s called PAJAMAS AND COFFEE! It is me…..she is me……we are we……….I love my new friend! Add some wine and chocolate and I believe I’ll give her all three of my kids and call her Mommy. 
Here are some of the pins she had on her site and when you get a moment, please go visit her blog.
Happy Bloggin’ Ya’ll!!
It’s time for a break…
I’m thoroughly disgusted with STATISTICS. Yes, it’s kicking my arse in an ugly way. I’ve got the three hour final due Monday night, but I can’t even get to that because of all the ridamndiculous (new word) equations I have to do in the regular weekly work. And I LOVE MATH. This is not math, this is the worst most painful “educational tool” ever invented and I do believe I’m about to make my very first collegiate D…the hopes of a C are still there, but barely, and the worst part is that there are SO MANY OTHER THINGS I’D RATHER BE DOING THIS WEEKEND! Ok…whew….focus girl. You can do this, says my inner guardian angel….but I don’t wanna, says my inner she-devil.
Probabilities, least square lines, y intercepts, oh my. And I suck at it,
so instead of torturing myself further, it’s time for a much needed PINTEREST break.
I need a serious laugh…
Enjoy! There are twenty pins in this slideshow, so grab a drink, sit back, relax, and LAUGH! Yes, that’s an order…LOL.
And Happy Bloggin’ ya’ll!
In the meantime…
As this business trip continues, I’m busy enough to find myself without time to write a full blown post, but bored enough to want to….so to get my fix I’ll continue entertaining you through Pinterest.
Consider my daughter the pusher and me the druggie…she knows when I have to have my fix and has been enabling my habit through emails. Therefore, she’s the one to thank (or punish) for these pins!!! Hope you enjoy.
Sharing of chuckles…
All from Pinterest…enjoy!!!!
